An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

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Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.

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Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven’t got.

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I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight.

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I remember nothing after leaving the Crown Hotel until I came to and saw PC Brown

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The bloke was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

As I approached the junction, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.

I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

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I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

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The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I was sure the old fella would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

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I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault as he had been run over before.

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I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.

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The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again

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